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09.07.2021

On the Course Today

I just told my wife

Of the thing I had seen

An alien invasion

On the 17th green

I had pulled out my putter

When I saw his large eyes

Rise up from the hole

 A most awful surprise

It seems he had made

A new home under there

And interrupting my play

He just seemed not to care

So if you check my card

And notice my score

Is a thirty-five over

You’ll know why it’s so poor