Evan Linville Evan Linville


07.07.2021


Keepsakes, treasures

Chests and drawers

You can’t find their like

In these modern-day stores


So I’m keeping all mine

And I won’t let them go

And it’s even quite likely

My collection will grow


So don’t try to dissuade me

I won’t hear a bit

My keepsake collection—

I will keep, and that’s it

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Evan Linville Evan Linville


07.06.2021


I saw a bird at the park

Named Feathers McGee

Who is really quite better

At b-ball than me

In his knee-high socks

And his Air Force 1’s

He looks just the part

Hitting J’s by the tons

And you want to know the best thing of all?

He’s a really good dunker

Even though he is small

He just spreads out his wings

And ascends in the air

And then jams the ball through

Without even a care

He never throws shade

He just lets his game talk

And man, he’s just magic

This bird with the rock

So I’m heading back down

To the park and we’ll see

If I get picked to play

With this Feathers McGee

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Evan Linville Evan Linville


07.05.2021


Captain John Cutter

A quite brave man

Has thrown his clothes

In the garbage can


When asked why he 

Would make such a switch

He replied that the collar

And seams all itched


Not to mention the cuffs

Which were inches too thick

Or his shiny black shoes

With soles that would stick


Or his woolen topcoat

Which failed to breathe

Or his silken green vest

Which restricted his sleeves


“No,” he chuckled,

As he tipped up his brim

And that was the last

That I saw of him

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Evan Linville Evan Linville


07.02.2021


At the coffee shop right round the corner from here

They’ve hired an ex-NASA space engineer

I’m sure he is qualified, capable, too

But I’m not sure I’m ready to try out his brew

Yes, I stop in each day to order a cup

And my hope is to boost my energy up

But he’s counting down quietly as he moves ‘cross the floor

And I’m fighting the urge to run straight out the door

As I order I hope it’s not plain on my face

That I’m scared I’ll be blasted off to outer space

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Evan Linville Evan Linville


07.01.2021


Summer is here

And I’m quite afraid

That if I cut my beard

A high price will be paid


See I’ve grown it all winter

And held on through the spring

If I let it go now

There’s no retrieving this thing


As fall breezes blow

I’ll chill and I’ll holler

And sweaters look better

With a beard at their collar


No, I’ll let it keep growing

Through this season of heat

And by the start of next winter

My beard will be sweet

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