And he didn’t stop at the outside of his house. Indoors, Albert set traps, added locks, tied trip-wires, and boarded up windows to make sure that any potential burglar would find their path to his fridge very unpleasant.
05.24.2021
I have never actually seen a bear trap before, but it seems like Albert might add one to help round out his defense system. I have always imagined a snake trap, whatever that may look like, would be useful as well. Even though an actual snake only showed up a few times in my childhood, and always outdoors, I remember having nightmares that huge snakes that lived under my bed would try to catch me if I didn’t jump far out from the edge of my bed when I got up in the night. Actually, as I write this and remember chilling snake scenes from various wildlife shows, maybe it should be a snake trap after all that Albert sets in place. Either way, I don’t think anyone will make it to the pie.
