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08.19.2021

The Earl of Pies

Bring the pies and set them here

And make of them a stack,

We have need for many more

These few are just a snack.

Let’s fill some rooms and then some vaults,

A warehouse and a cellar.

And then let’s start a bank account

And please do tell the teller.

To make some extra vacancy

That pies will soon roll in

They’ll pile up and take the place

Where jewels and cash had been

And if he seems to doubt you

If you see it in his eyes

Then tell him just to wait and see—

For I’m the Earl of Pies!